I know my perfect man exists he just doesn't know that I do yet.

If evolution did occur then are we some kind of dinosaur?

Did you know..........
That koalas are always drunk because the only thing they eat are eucliptus leaves.

Do you have a moostach for Movember? And if so then what type? French and twisty or Charlie Chaplin

The earth is telling me to eat your face....... hmmmmmm

Rosie is a polish elephant so stop poking her.

         "Are you a redneck?"
        
         "No!!!!!!"